Humour

Bag Him Up

Article published on September 10, 2002 in RainbowNetwork.com

The sun has finally arrived and all us single gay boys are suddenly hit with a burning need to bag a man. Believe me sweeties, it's going to reach epidemic levels and to stay ahead of the race you're going to need some sly tricks up your sleeve. Forget all those lengthy beauty routines and [...]

Top Ten Rejection Lines

Article published on September 10, 2002 in RainbowNetwork.com

Sorted in Dating, Dossiers, Humour, Sex

Where someone is letting you down gently what exactly is running through their mind? Here's our pick of the top ten rejection lines and what they actually mean! 10) I think of you as a friend. (You`re terminally ugly.) 9) There`s a slight difference in our ages. (You`re terminally old and ugly.) I`m not [...]

Lesiban Jokes (for those who can take ‘em)

Article published on July 7, 2002 in Dykesworld.de by Unknown

Sorted in Dossiers, Humour

Ok ladies and folx – let’s go!Most of these jokes popped into my mailbox like ripe plums – but don’t ask me where from or when! A few grew on my own silly soils and of course, some of them are strictly unfair! : ) Q: What do femmes do in bed together?A: Each other’s [...]

100 Best Things About Being Gay

Article published on July 6, 2002 in Commonplacebook.com by Unknown

Sorted in Dossiers, Humour

1. You truly don’t care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can call anyone “honey” including pets. 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil. 5. You understand the immense importance of good [...]

The Gay Agenda

Article published on July 6, 2002 in Commonplacebook.com by Unknown

Sorted in Dossiers, Humour

I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and others speak of the “Homosexual Agenda,” but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. It follows below: 6:00 am Gym8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)9:00 am Hair [...]

Gay Survivor

Article published on July 6, 2002 in Commonplacebook.com by Unknown

Sorted in Dossiers, Humour

Here’s the premise for a possible new CBS program ‘Gay Survivor’: Fifteen Gay males are put in a faboulous two bedroom condo in South Beach. Each week they vote out one of the group until there is one survivor who will get a $1 million Gucci (by Tom Ford) shopping spree. The Rules: 1. No [...]